what are you wearing rn and is it representative of your style

angel plumbers

After sex you see me roll over and go to balcony. You think ive gone for smoke due to my melancholic nature but I’ve opened sudoku.com evil level

had a very rubbish day so went to the shops to buy some new home stuff to make myself feel better. got home and instantly everything fell on the floor and two of my new things broke. and then i said ‘well i will cheer myself up with my big 2 litre bitter lemonade’ which proceeded to explode directly onto my face

the gods were originally going to do me like Prometheus, they had an eagle picked out who was going to peck my innards and everything, but then they came up with the idea of just reblogging the first parts of my posts so that thousands of people would correct me for all eternity without looking in the notes to see there was more

i love this game, too awesome:)

U not supposed to understand me just enjoy the experience baby

nothing instills more confidence in me than googling some old wives tale home remedy and seeing a reddit user named Snake0il1752 saying it definitely 100% works for real and cured their broken arm AND gave them a huge dick

birthday in 14 days…

man some of the seven deadly sins aren’t even that bad. sorry I’m angry n wanna fuck? Sorry I ate a lot? shut up

trying to pick out my new pronouns like i'll have a little bit of this / that

come kids, let's all climb into the great mouth! if we're lucky we can be gnashed by its uncaring teeth

trying to pick out my new pronouns like i’ll have a little bit of this / that